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12Hours of coaching per day
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I main every agent

Pick any agent. I will tell you to play Reyna.

Reyna

Reyna

Dismiss. Instalock. Win.

Jett

Jett

Dash in. Don't come back.

Phoenix

Phoenix

Flash your own team. Character building.

Sage

Sage

Res me. Only me.

Neon

Neon

Run it down mid. Every round.

Pick your plan

All plans billed bi-hourly (every 2 hours, $157.90 a pop). Cancel anytime*.

Iron Escape

$78.95/hr
  • 1 hour of me watching you
  • Crosshair placement tips (aim at head)
  • "Bro just don't die"
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Bi-Hourly Grind

$157.90/2hrs
  • Unlimited* VOD reviews
  • I duo with you and play Reyna
  • Auto-renews every 2 hours, forever
  • Free emotional damage
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Radiant or Bust

$56,844/month
  • 720 hours of non-stop coaching
  • Guaranteed Radiant**
  • No sleep included
  • Signed photo of my rank (screenshot)
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*You cannot cancel. **Guarantee does not guarantee anything.

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Real* reviews

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★★★★★

"Went from Iron 1 to Iron 2 in only 3 weeks. Insane value. Wife left me but I'm Iron 2."

— definitely a real customer
★★★★★

"He told me to play Reyna 47 times. I am now Reyna. Thank you s2r#slime."

— Reyna main, Bronze 3
★★★★☆

"Billed me $157.90 while I was asleep. Woke up still Silver. 4 stars, he's funny."

— satisfied victim

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